Wednesday, May 26, 2010

thinking patterns

I seem incapable of completing a full thought at the moment. My mind just skips from one thing to another. For example. I tried to sit down to write a post here and this is all I can come up with:

(1) It seems ominous that my Google Reader is sitting at 666 right now. This means two things (a) I am way behind on blogs atm and (b) clearly Google is the devil.

(2) I am only 5 1/2 weeks pregnant why do I look 12 weeks pregnant? I feel like a hippopotamus, damn bloating.

(3) I am so unproductive at work it's ridiculous. I'm about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle (or as my mother would say "as useful as a fart in a jar") I am constantly distracted, and feeling like passing out or feeling completely queasy 24/7

(4) It seems to follow suit that I am entirely unproductive at home too. My house looks (again in my mothers words "like a brothel") I maintain that I've seen some brothels that were cleaner than my house right now. Must. Get. Productive. Soon. Or I fear I may lose a child under all the clutter and mess...








10 comments:

  1. Thinking sticky, happy and uneventful 9 months for you!!

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  2. Thank you for stopping by my blog. I love this post you are very witty. Congrats on the pregnancy!

    HappyICLW!(#64)

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  3. hang in there (i wish this brought more comfort than being a cliche)...you're a mum. that's a noble job. who cares about cleaning. seriously. :) heh

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  4. oops, forgot to say i love the picture. yep, say that to everyone until they leave you alone. :)

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  5. Congrats on 5 1/2 weeks...and the fatigue and bloating are PERFECT excuses for lack of motivation at work and home IMHO...relax and get the rest you need, and be motivated later!

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  6. Lolz, how many brothels has your mum been in?
    I am bloated. Don't know if it's baby or mere flab, but it's quite obscene.

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  7. Totally understand about being useless at home and at work - I'm the same way!

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  8. Ohhh, that number is ominous. I vote option b. ;)

    Congrats on your BFP!

    Happy ICLW!

    P.S. Well, I have my answer. My verification word is hellhc. Yikes!

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  9. OY. You should see my house. Its almost not worth cleaning during the day since Lucas goes around and just terrorizes the whole thing lol.

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  10. Bloat sucks, and a clean house is over-rated!

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