Friday, February 19, 2010

To Whom it May Concern,

Dear Monster Baby,
please stop biting my toes.
love, yo mama.

Dear Uterus,
you are not impressing anyone.
Knock it off already.
love, yo owner

Dear Milkshake,
I really want you, but don't have the energy.
Please make yourself and walk over here so I can drink you.
love Suzy


  1. Milkshakes and chocolate milk have been the driving force in my life lately. Ben and Jerry's makes the best chocolate shake - add a banana and you can have one for breakfast ;)

  2. Yeah that doesn't work with dinner either I've found. Damn it.

  3. thanks for stopping by my blog a couple of weeks ago to comment when i first started.

    & thanks for this laugh!

    will be thinking of you in these coming weeks. hugs.



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