please stop biting my toes.
love, yo mama.
Dear Uterus,
you are not impressing anyone.
Knock it off already.
love, yo owner
Dear Milkshake,
I really want you, but don't have the energy.
Please make yourself and walk over here so I can drink you.
love Suzy
Milkshakes and chocolate milk have been the driving force in my life lately. Ben and Jerry's makes the best chocolate shake - add a banana and you can have one for breakfast ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah that doesn't work with dinner either I've found. Damn it.
ReplyDeletethanks for stopping by my blog a couple of weeks ago to comment when i first started.
ReplyDelete& thanks for this laugh!
will be thinking of you in these coming weeks. hugs.